Hanson Song revisited
On Fri, 22 Aug 2003, Mr Rudd wrote:
I don't like it, when you turn my cell about.
I don't like it, coz you let David Oldfield out.My cellmate has been murdered,
my cellmate has been murdered,
my jail warden murdered,
my privileges just gone.1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8, convict rubbish, convict hate,
I don't like it, when prison stripes are white,
I don't like it, when the guards spotlights are bright.Please explain,
why can't my cellmate be coloured white?I should talk to some prison doctors,
a coloured cellmate, it's just not right.I don't like anything, I can't do anything about it.
But I like Bee Smith,
But I'm not gay
'cos I left my heart in old Long Bay.I don't like anything,
except I like Chopper Reid.Prison dance, prison dance, prison nation?
Not a chance!Prison dance, Prison dance,
out of my bunk, out of my cell.I don't like a screw without strings,
vinegar tits is in the wings,
and shes saying convict things
I won't cop that, no way.
I can't do anything about it.But I like dancing,
and I like the Jazz,
'cos I left my heart in Alcatraz..
No, the whole thing is wrong and it stinks,
and I don't like it.
posted Tue 2 Sep 2003 in /random/humour | link
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